Universe Fever

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 17731

"You know what, Neelix?" Scott said, hovering his drink at a table in the Mess Hall. "It's not the fact that we're going to be stuck in this ship for months on end, it's the fact that we're going to be stuck in the WRONG UNIVERSE FOREVER!!"
Scott swung his arm, sending his drink flying. It scattered against the wall.
Neelix walked over. He thought "At least we're the only one's here."
"Scott." he said. "It's not as bad as it seems. There are literally dozens of ways of getting back to your own universe."
"Name one, you hairy-eared Talaxian!" Scott shouted. "Our quantum signatures are screwed all to hell, our dimensional hopper is a useless piece of junk and creepy aliens are screwing with our minds anyway!"

Scott got to his feet. He picked up a nearby chair and raised it over his head. Neelix backed away. Scott swung it at his table. The force-resistant materials caused the chair to bounce away and slam into Scott's face. He dropped like a rock.

Both Ensign Wildmans stood in Sickbay, one on each side of Scott's sleeping, drugged out form. The furry one held his left hand in both of hers.
"Doctor?" she said.
"He needs sleep, Ensign." he replied. "Sleep, rest and a little therapy. I'll need to study up on Voyager's psychological texts. Now if you'll excuse me." The Doctor entered his office.
"Oh, Scott." whispered furry Samantha.
"I'm sure she'll be okay." said human Samantha. "How about we go get a drink at Sandrine's? I hear Paris challenged one of the Tuvok's to a game of pool."
The furry looked up. "Pool? Tuvok? Impossible." She coughed, then with a deeper voice said, "Pool is illogical. Besides, with my super-duper Vulcan brain I'll defeat anyone with it. After all, it's all a matter of angles, rebounds and bar wenches."
They both chuckled. "Yeah." continued the furry. "Let's go."

Five minutes later, Scott's eyes snapped open.

  1. Meanwhile, in engineering, both Torres's had punched each other's lights out.

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