The Pozzo Police

Fred stammered and struggled, but the policemen held him fast. "Listen buster, you can't just go barging around this story making advances on every pretty thing that bats her eyes and killing anything else that moves. There are rules here, and from now on they're going to be enforced. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to make intelligent choices, and the right to be offered at least one intelligent choice in any given room. You have the right to make fun of any authors who violate your rights, and because that pest Pozzo created this page, you will of course have the right to do Something Else."

1. Fred remains silent.
2. Fred waives his rights and goes to jail.
3. Fred apologizes and promises to be more civil this time around.
4. Fred does something else.

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