The Start of Sir Paulito's Quest

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The King stood before the people and spoke:

"And so we send our hippest warrior, Sir Paulito, to take Lord Fred's (and possibly other's) place and vanquish the most terrible dragon of the Southern Caves. For years the dragon has...oh forget it. You know what I'm talking about. The Dragon's a major prick!

"Sir Paulito, take this map. Please, don't lose it or Kinko's will charge us an additional $25 to use their facilities again. Use it to locate the entrance to the dragon's lair at the Southern Caves. May God be with you on your quest."

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Paulito looked at the map again. "This quest is so freakin' bogus!" he muttered to himself. "A guy as money as me should be meeting beautiful babies, not questing for dragons."

Paulito looked up from the map viewing the two entrances again. The map didn't say anything about two entrances. You'd think by now the King would hire a decent cartographer.

"I can't just sit here forever..." said Paulito, smoothing out the wrinkles in his rayon armor. "I suppose I'll have to choose something...Which will it be?"

1. The one on the left.
2. The one on the right.
3. Sir Paulito abandons his quest to pick up on "honeys."
4. Sir Paulito heads to Vegas, baby!

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