SMASH THOSE PLATES!!!!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 109066
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"YOU DON'T RATTLE AT MEEEEEEEEE!" You shout at the plates in the cabinet as they rattle. You jump up, leaving your sandwich on the table, and proceed to rip the china out of the cabinet, throwing it against the wall opposite the kitchen. Glass shatters everywhere. When the cabinet is empty, you smash the cabinet's glass doors with your bare hands, cutting and further enraging you. You then climb to the top of the cabinet and tip it over, riding the cabinet as it falls. It falls with a loud crash, splintering wood everywhere. A large wood fragment goes through your foot, severing tendons and spewing blood. You rip the wood fragment from your foot and begin beating the fallen plates with it. As the plates are already broken, it's not long before you have the plates ground up into a fine powder. You then snort this powder, and begin ripping your clothes. "WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!" You scream. "WHAT NOW! WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID PLATES!!!!!!!!"
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