"BUUUURRRRRRP! 'Scuse me," said a tiny voice. "Who said that?" Fred asked, staring stupidly ahead of him. "I did. I'm behind the rock." "There are a lot of rocks in here," Fred replied. "Which one are you hiding behind, O Belching Stranger?" Kiki the ferret rushed up and stood on a rock. "Oh heavens." She reared up on her hind legs. "I'm a beautiful princess that was turned into a ferret by the evil dragon. I don't know how this happened." "Did the dragon kidnap you?" Fred asked. "Uh...no," Kiki replied. "Did he change you into a ferret in retaliation for not being invited to your christening so that you'd prick your finger on a spindle and--" "No no no!!! NO!!!!!" Kiki declared. "Where did you get those crazy ideas? I stepped on this stupid dragon's tail by mistake so he got pissed off and turned me into a ferret. I've been eating ferret food, which makes me burp and gives me stomach gas." To illustrate her point, she let out a large, noisy fart. "Aha," Fred replied. "Why don't we...PEEE-YEW!...change you back somehow?" "If we can find that--BURP, 'scuse me--dragon and get him to change me back, that would be great." Fred then...
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