From: Aron Wall (aron_at_wall.org)
Date: Fri Feb 04 2005 - 12:37:03 PST
Rule 232:2: -------------------------------- WHEREAS we are all Enjoined by Noble Destiny to all continue to Confuse the Judge, allow for the possibility of Delicious Paradoxes, and even Prevent the Proliferation of Infantile Rules which barely cause anyone to think, and Especially Considering my Dignity as the President of the United States Elect, and after consulting numerous Lawyers for their Scholarly and Well Informed Opinions, I Strongly and Wholeheartedly suggest (and Mandate) the following Restriction: That no Rule shall be Valid if it is Obviously Valid, unless it is the first Rule of the Round, in Which Case it shall be Grandfatherclausedified. That Furthermore in Light of the Esteemed Intellegence and Wisdom and Flattery-Resistance of the Judge, that no Particular Cause of a Rule being Unobviously Valid shall be Acceptable by itself as a Means of Unobvious Validity, Seeing as the Judge is Hereby Supposed (with penalty of Death to any Impudent Person who Explicitly says Otherwise, in Which State of Death no one may Post any Valid Rules until the General Resurrection at the End Of Time following Various Apocolyptic Happenings which no Mortal knows the Times nor Dates thereof) to be Most Capable through Experience of Finding any Old Cause of Unobvious Validity to be instead Obvious, so that the same needs be either Avoided or else Combined with some New Cause of Unobviousness of Validity. ----------------------------------- Aron Wall
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