From: Chris Huston (cmhuston_at_mts.net)
Date: Wed Jun 18 2003 - 14:03:49 PDT
Excerpts from the June 18 broadcast of FRCnn: The kingdom of Shankfindartenbeeganthrop lies on the coast of a rather large freshwater inland sea, so the famed Powdered Earthquake and the often imitated Earthquake Pill, poses no threat the the fine citizens of that country. (1) However, they are highly concerned about the odor of the feet of thier esteemed Minister of Recreational Activities, the Left Honourable Tikason'heinlen Atrebor-Ynohta. There are dissidents that believe that Dr. Heller uses that odor as a vital ingredient in his missiles and the Left Honourable Atrebor-Ynohta should really wash his feet more often. With reagrds to the kingdom of Tregleshontlegong, and the unfortunate incident that occured there recently, we have determined that there may have been a slight error in the translation of the videotape obtained from Bob-hasbeen TV. Althought it is true that tiddlywinks were involved, the actual events may have involved a clandestine meeting.(2) After the break, we will speak with the Dept. of Invading Small Countries, and we will show our viewers the latest threat to the region, the Attacking White Bunnies. Later, we will discuss methods used to hide Weapons of Mass Destruction. You have been listening to FRCnn, your most reliable source of FRC News. Stay tuned to FRCnn for further developments in this story. (1) It is a little known fact that salt water is a necessary ingredient to the activation of Powdered Earthquake (2)Tiddlywinks is derived from the adjective __tiddly__ for the state of being drunk, and __to tip the wink__, to give somebody a private signal http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-tid1.htm
This archive was generated by hypermail 2.1.5 : Thu Nov 24 2011 - 10:48 PST