From: Leonhard, Christian (Christian_Leonhard_at_ADP.com)
Date: Wed Nov 27 2002 - 12:27:06 PST
BEGIN 197:10 Noticing a tremendous cardboard box upon my return from the gallery, where I succeeded in exchanging Mr. Gardner's unseemly moist artefact (which was dripping canal water all over the davenport, by the way) for a drier and more tasteful Francoise Emmett-Slauty lithograph, I dragged it into the sitting-room for examination. Opening it revealed an exquisitely-carved jade box, hewn from a solid block of nephrite and painstakingly inscribed with a procession of tentacled horrors (no expert on mutant esoterica, myself, I could not identify them more precisely than that). Perhaps it was the musty African omelettes I had for brunch, but I must confess to experiencing a brief wave of nausea as I pried my gaze away from that strange box... Quickly, I dashed down to the mute enamalist's factory (a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say) and purchased an amusing set of tiny figurines: a troupe of crafty enamel titmouses absconding with the contents of a cheese shop (FB29.99). Returning home once more, I suddenly realized that I had neglected to send out the latest in my series of updates regarding upcoming festivities (which memos utterly fascinate you all, I'm sure). Seems like only months since our last annual holiday erotic banquet, communal feasters, yet it looks like it's that time again. This year, our ceremonial smutty feast will be held at the "Lusty Moments" cafeteria. Unusual new dishes join our traditional favorites this time around, including such rare delicacies as: Roast Mincemeat, Fly Suet, a melty Mutton Fricassee, and a selection of fourteen Mystical Meats. Veronica, that tiny female scoutmaster who provisioned our safari, will be catering. While my emasculation fetters my performance on the dance floor these days, I hope to see you all our holiday costume ball later that evening. Xenarthrally-attired, as always, I'll be wearing my flimsy anteater costume in a desperate attempt to wring one more year's use out of the thing before it disintegrates completely. Yours truly will sing selections from my latest album, "Songs in the Key of FRC," with musical accompaniment provided by a Samoan cemetery flutist. Zounds, the jade box is opening of its own accord!! END 197:10 Note: this rule contains 32 anagrams for "Fantasy Rules Committee" -Christian Leonhard _______________________________ This message and any attachments are intended only for the use of the addressee and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. If the reader of the message is not the intended recipient or an authorized representative of the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by e-mail and delete the message and any attachments from your system. -- Rule Date: 2002-11-27 20:27:32 GMT
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