From: Joshua (j3b4_at_yahoo.com)
Date: Sat Jun 08 2002 - 08:14:39 PDT
In my ongoing effort to improve the standards of the Fantasy Rules Committee I thin it behooves me to seek out the rest of the ne'er do wells and xpose them four what they ar. Hypocrites and sluts all of them. Let's go down the list and I defy NE1 to defend themselves against my biting and incisiv attax! Glenn und Chrystal are partners in infamy, notoriuos for slanderous behaviour. Most of it so hienious it cannot be mentioned here but we all know what I'm talking about don't we. Alan Overby on the otherhand has been doing his evil deeds in secret for some time now. I have been reluctant to speak out for fear of reprisals but now, as I am bout to become the indsiputed judge I can boldly denounce his viscous habits! James Wilson! Hah! Jonathan V.M. you, (I dunt mind saying so to your face!) are BEYOND THE BUCKET! How dare you show your face and spout your liblelous lies in such estimable company. For shame! For shame! All others on the other hand are merely to be chastised for their underzealous defense of their committee against the villians I've already mentioned. Perhaps your sluttish behaviour has not actually brought the committee to it's knees but it's certainly jabbed it paifully in the shins. Jesse Welton, now there's a name for muthrs to fright their children with. Behave and eat you lima beans little Johnny or Jesse Welton will slander thee mercilessly in a public forum. How this abombination has been permitted to run amok ammidst us so long is beyond me to explain. Aron Wall? What do you have to say for yourself? Wait, I can answer for you... NOTHING!! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahah! Ed Murphy on the other hand is really quite a pleasant chap and has been really underated by all you hypocrites. If we could all be more like Ed Murphy this committee would certainly have a better reputation. Last of all, I must not neglect to criticize Rich Holmes the pretender judge of this round. I think he's been biased and overly officious. Lacking all sympathy he's allowed himself to be swayed by his own inhuman nature. I am ashamed to have had a single rule judges valid by such a travesty of judgeness. Oh wait, I nearly forgot to criticize myself, and to show my sincerity and lack of hypocristy I will mention TWO faults. On one hand I am exceessively devoted to the cause of justice, love and world piece, this makes other people feel inadequate; on the othr hand my spelling sux. Becasue of my faults I am afraid that others will attack me unfairly and try to destroy my self esteem. In the future all rules must attempt to build my confidence by praising me. To be valid a rule must describe one or Joshua's better traits. Thank you Thank you!!!! ______________________________________________________________________ Movies, Music, Sports, Games! http://entertainment.yahoo.ca -- Rule Date: 2002-06-08 15:14:54 GMT
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