From: Richard S. Holmes (rsholmes_at_MailBox.Syr.Edu)
Date: Mon Jun 03 2002 - 09:12:45 PDT
Joshua <j3b4_at_yahoo.com> writes: > I realize now, that self criticism is not sufficient to improve the > committee. These times call for stricter measures. For correction to be > effective offensive members must be publicly named. It is only thus > that their humiliation will be great enough to help them mend their > ways. > > For example our lamentable comrade Ed Murphy is guilty of the noxious > habit of posting large numbers. Recently he posted a number so large > in fact, that by his own admission it WASTED the bandwidth of his > fellow committee members. This behavior is low and despicable. I > would not like to be accused of slander, but it has been suggested that > large-number-posters tend to have poor hygiene and hairy palms. I do > not say any of this out of spite, but out of love. For all of you know > I have nothing but love for all committee members. By administering > this chastisement I hope to elevate Ed Murphy out of his contemptible > position into a place where he can better serve the committee. > > Despite my impressive abilities I cannot do all the work of improving > the committee alone. Therefore it is now compulsory for everyone to > help me. All future rules must point out a weakness or flaw in a > fellow committee member. All future rules must also clearly state > their lack of hostility and loving intent so that no one can feel > slandered or unfairly attacked. > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > Find, Connect, Date! http://personals.yahoo.ca > > -- > Rule Date: 2002-06-02 18:00:07 GMT > JUDGEMENT: VALID. STYLE: As Joshua is not Far too Righteous and Conceited, it's possible this rule has positive style. Then again, it's possible it doesn't. It seems more appropriate to a "Cultural Revolution" theme than one of "Slander and Libel!", and the restriction is, I'm afraid, less than inspired. 0.0. -- - Rich Holmes Syracuse, NY -- Rule Date: 2002-06-03 16:13:04 GMT
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