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From: Richard S. Holmes (rsholmes_at_MailBox.Syr.Edu)
Date: Fri Sep 07 2001 - 09:47:14 PDT


Dear  ALEN RIDDLE ,

Congratulations!  You have been PRE-APPROVED for a home mortgage from
the Financial Resources Corporation!  Yes,  ALEN RIDDLE , just use the
word "Yes" in your next rule and you will AUTOMATICALLY receive an
IMMEDIATE loan of up to 800,000 frocloos![*]

To say "Thank you!" for your business,  ALEN RIDDLE , we have enclosed
a SHINY NEW HIGH-QUALITY 2001 RHODE ISLAND STATE QUARTER, hermetically
sealed in a shiny new high-quality plastic display case, worth over
0.99 frocloos![*]  This exciting gift is yours to keep,  ALEN RIDDLE ,
even if you decline the mortgage.

[*] Fine print:

Actual amount of loan is 100,000 frocloos times number of valid rules
at time loan is accepted, up to 800,000 frocloos. Loan is at zero
interest.  Borrower agrees to make minimum payments of 2000 frocloos
in each rule submitted until full amount is repaid.  Borrower agrees
to accept no other loans while this loan is outstanding.  If house
ownership changes, loan and its obligations are automatically
tranferred to new house owner.  Quarter is worth 1 frocloo.  Quarter
costs 10,000 frocloos to remove.  Quarter is enclosed in the same
envelope with this letter, which your mailman has pitched into your
basement since you don't have a mailbox yet.

--
- Rich Holmes
  Syracuse, NY

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Rule Date: 2001-09-07 16:47:42 GMT


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